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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 4:44 pm
Iron Joe wrote:See, Cálico Electrónico is known for taking down monsters far out of his league using electronics he bought at Electronicaweb. He's very resourceful, and that's where he beats Spider-Man. I mean, taking down guys like that with just a few gadgets makes him basically Batman. You don't think Spider-Man can beat Batman, do you? Please.

Super Archie Sonic vs. Baby Mario


Baby Mario starts crying a lot. Sonic let's his guard down, returns to normal, and walks over to the baby to see what's wrong. Baby Mario immediately uses a White Tanooki Leaf + Giant Msuhroom and swings a hammer at Sonic, knocking his head off.

The winner is Baby Mario.

Link vs Steve from Minecraft
Time to tip the scales
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 5:14 pm
The maximum amount of items of a single type per inventory slot in Minecraft is 99. One of these items can be solid blocks of gold. Weight limits aren't a game mechanic present in Minecraft like they are in Fallout, so that must mean that Steve can effortlessly lift an entire inventory full of 99 blocks of gold in each slot. That's heavy. Obviously this makes him stronger than Link by far. Furthermore, Steve isn't evil, so the Master Sword would do absolutely no damage to him. It's the blade of EVIL'S bane, not "the blade of any ol' bumpkin who's in its way's bane".

9-Volt vs. Composite Angry Video Game Nerd
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:36 am
AVGN starts to review some 9-Volt minigames. 9-Volt explains that individual minigames shouldn't be reviewed. They then enter a 10 hour long argument nAVGN ends up killing himself.

TOAA vs Peter Pan
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 8:13 pm
The One Above All is heavily (?) hinted (???) to be Stan Lee (??????), and Peter Pan doesn't age. Furthermore, Peter Pan doesn't live in the Marvel universe, so he is not affected by TOAA's power, as he is only the creator of the Marvel multiverse. So, Peter Pan can just stall in his own universe until Stan Lee dies of old age. Even if TOAA actually isn't Stan Lee, Peter Pan is part of a multiverse that considers Marvel only a tiny portion of it, that being Disney. Disney owns Marvel, and therefore, the Disney multiverse is on a higher plane than the Marvel multiverse. Besides, Peter says something about flying to a star or whatever, so he easily blitzes.

Kat and Ana vs. Dante
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:00 pm
Kat and Ana fight the rebooted!Dante, who lacks the original's broken healing facotr. The two are blinded by rage at the old Dante being discarded in favor of the new one, and so mercilessly decapitate new!Dante and present his head to the old one.

Ragna The Bloodedge and Jin Kisaragi (Unlimited Forms) vs. Goku and Vegeta (SSGSS)
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:46 am
Goku has confirmed rock level durability and SSGB Vegeta was hurt by a 1000 ton robot, they quickly become cannon fodder to more quality characters.

Licenseless/Mumen Rider vs Superman
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 12:13 pm
Licenseless Rider is a SATIRE CHARACTER, which means he is infinitely and absolutely above any and all non-satire characters in existence. One Punch Man is basically Looney Tunes, just look at all that toonforce Saitama's doing. Like that time he punched hard. Ooh, or that other time he punched hard! LE-GIT-TOON-FORCE! Therefore, OPM characters are above all non-OPM characters by default. In fact, just comedy in general beats not-comedy in general every time. Except Mario. After all, if Licenceless Rider died, it would ruin the joke, and all causality revolves around not ruining the joke, which is also why Saitama also always wins always 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 100 100 100

Satire characters always always always win. Always. That's why Licenseless Rider beats Superman and Gasser beats Elder God Demonbane.

Shantae vs. Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:57 pm
Iron Joe wrote:Licenseless Rider is a SATIRE CHARACTER, which means he is infinitely and absolutely above any and all non-satire characters in existence. One Punch Man is basically Looney Tunes, just look at all that toonforce Saitama's doing. Like that time he punched hard. Ooh, or that other time he punched hard! LE-GIT-TOON-FORCE! Therefore, OPM characters are above all non-OPM characters by default. In fact, just comedy in general beats not-comedy in general every time. Except Mario. After all, if Licenceless Rider died, it would ruin the joke, and all causality revolves around not ruining the joke, which is also why Saitama also always wins always 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 100 100 100

Satire characters always always always win. Always. That's why Licenseless Rider beats Superman and Gasser beats Elder God Demonbane.

Shantae vs. Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo


Bobobo's hair is ripped apart by Shantae, because someone wished that his hair would disappear and Shantae, a genie, obliges. He then becomes depressed and commits suicide as part of the second wish. The third wish involves something with unlimited wishes.

Spider-Man vs. Superman (additional challenge: you are not allowed to use the red sun radiation from Superman vs. The Amazing Spider-Man)
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:07 pm
Spider-Man is known for his intelligence and quick thinking, while I can think of, like, four instances of Superman doing something I wouldn't have done. It doesn't matter what kind of gap there is between them, Superman just can't stand up to Spider-Man's tactics. Besides, he beat Batman, who beat Superman, so yeah, do the math.

Cia vs. Ultimecia

Edit: It's been 20 days since the last post, so if the shitty match-up is why, have this one instead:

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger vs. Shadow the Hedgehog
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 12:45 pm
Iron Joe wrote:Spider-Man is known for his intelligence and quick thinking, while I can think of, like, four instances of Superman doing something I wouldn't have done. It doesn't matter what kind of gap there is between them, Superman just can't stand up to Spider-Man's tactics. Besides, he beat Batman, who beat Superman, so yeah, do the math.

Cia vs. Ultimecia

Edit: It's been 20 days since the last post, so if the shitty match-up is why, have this one instead:

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger vs. Shadow the Hedgehog


Time to uber bump, but uh...

Ty is capable of dodging bullets which are FTL because they hit in 1 frame. Shadow, on the other hand, has trouble dodging a psychic hedgehog, which by the way maxes his speed out at 48 mph if you compare ratios to the animal he's based on. Shadow also has troubling flipping his own car, which is 6 times the size of Ty. Overall, Shadow just couldn't handle the edge...


Lego Obi-Wan vs. Mega Bloks Master Chief
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When DICE hasn't fixed your glitch in a month.
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