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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:38 pm
It all comes down to scaling. Obviously, anything with "Super" at the beginning of its name is superior to something with the same name but without it. Therefore, Super Macho Man > Macho Man.

And Super Macho Man < Mr. Sandman

And Mr. Sandman < Mike Tyson

Ergo, Mike Tyson > Mr. Sandman > Super Macho Man > Macho Man.

Mike Tyson is only peak human, so that puts Macho Man at Zelda level. Kool-Aid Man is wall level, so he stomps.

Super Dimentio vs. MAD-DAWG
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 6:38 pm
Iron Joe wrote:It all comes down to scaling. Obviously, anything with "Super" at the beginning of its name is superior to something with the same name but without it. Therefore, Super Macho Man > Macho Man.

And Super Macho Man < Mr. Sandman

And Mr. Sandman < Mike Tyson

Ergo, Mike Tyson > Mr. Sandman > Super Macho Man > Macho Man.

Mike Tyson is only peak human, so that puts Macho Man at Zelda level. Kool-Aid Man is wall level, so he stomps.

Super Dimentio vs. MAD-DAWG

MAD-DAWG is so bad Dimentio lets him win out of pure pity.

Bibleman vs. Captain Planet
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:32 am
TouGyou wrote:
Iron Joe wrote:It all comes down to scaling. Obviously, anything with "Super" at the beginning of its name is superior to something with the same name but without it. Therefore, Super Macho Man > Macho Man.

And Super Macho Man < Mr. Sandman

And Mr. Sandman < Mike Tyson

Ergo, Mike Tyson > Mr. Sandman > Super Macho Man > Macho Man.

Mike Tyson is only peak human, so that puts Macho Man at Zelda level. Kool-Aid Man is wall level, so he stomps.

Super Dimentio vs. MAD-DAWG

MAD-DAWG is so bad Dimentio lets him win out of pure pity.

Bibleman vs. Captain Planet

Bibleman may be an annoying whiney ass preacher, but Captain Planet has more experience as a social justice warrior, since he posts daily on Tumblr

The winner is Captain Planet

Sunny D vs Pepsiman
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 8:41 am
HomestuckLover wrote:
TouGyou wrote:
Iron Joe wrote:It all comes down to scaling. Obviously, anything with "Super" at the beginning of its name is superior to something with the same name but without it. Therefore, Super Macho Man > Macho Man.

And Super Macho Man < Mr. Sandman

And Mr. Sandman < Mike Tyson

Ergo, Mike Tyson > Mr. Sandman > Super Macho Man > Macho Man.

Mike Tyson is only peak human, so that puts Macho Man at Zelda level. Kool-Aid Man is wall level, so he stomps.

Super Dimentio vs. MAD-DAWG

MAD-DAWG is so bad Dimentio lets him win out of pure pity.

Bibleman vs. Captain Planet

Bibleman may be an annoying whiney ass preacher, but Captain Planet has more experience as a social justice warrior, since he posts daily on Tumblr

The winner is Captain Planet

Sunny D vs Pepsiman


Sunny D blocks out the sun. Pepsiman is frozen whereas Sunny D remains warm due to it's innate sunniness.

Krypto the super dog vs Courage the cowardly dog.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 7:47 pm
Krypto was extremely powerful, but raw power alone is not enough to destroy Courage. We've seen Courage mutilated beyond recognition many times before, but he has always got back on his feet and pulled through to protect his family (well mainly Muriel). There's no question of Courage's stamina, and Krypto failed to keep up with him in the end. The winner is Courage the Cowardly Dog

Evangelion Unit 01 (Neon Genesis Evangelion) vs Giant Bender (Futurama)
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:22 pm
Insanoflex wrote:Krypto was extremely powerful, but raw power alone is not enough to destroy Courage. We've seen Courage mutilated beyond recognition many times before, but he has always got back on his feet and pulled through to protect his family (well mainly Muriel). There's no question of Courage's stamina, and Krypto failed to keep up with him in the end. The winner is Courage the Cowardly Dog

Evangelion Unit 01 (Neon Genesis Evangelion) vs Giant Bender (Futurama)


Giant Bender swears at Shinji so much that Shinji is offended and commits suicide.

Markiplier vs Asura
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 11:23 pm
Asura gets his strength from rage. However, by playing a very annoying game, Markiplier was able to make Asrua's rage look pitiful in comparison, making him weak. With that, Tiny Box Tim (standard equipment) was more than able to finish the job. Even if it wasn't for that conveniently placed computer, Markiplier's beautiful voice would have calmed Asura down.

Skeletor vs. THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 7:32 pm
Iron Joe wrote:Asura gets his strength from rage. However, by playing a very annoying game, Markiplier was able to make Asrua's rage look pitiful in comparison, making him weak. With that, Tiny Box Tim (standard equipment) was more than able to finish the job. Even if it wasn't for that conveniently placed computer, Markiplier's beautiful voice would have calmed Asura down.

Skeletor vs. THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

Papyrus may have been MUCH faster and stronger, but Skeletor is evil via being an antagonist and therefore has no soul for Papyrus to fuck. It doesn't help that he fights He-Man on a regular basis, who's FAR more unpredictable than Papyrus, and that always counts for something in a Vs Debate

The winner is Skeletor

Sabrina the Teenage Witch vs Zatanna
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:40 pm
HomestuckLover wrote:
Sabrina the Teenage Witch vs Zatanna


Zatanna maybe one of the most powerful sorcerers in comics, but she has to spend all that time saying shit backwards compared to Sabrina who could just point at her and turn her into a pineapple. The winner is Sabrina.

Glass Joe vs Galactus.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:23 am
HomestuckLover wrote:
Iron Joe wrote:Asura gets his strength from rage. However, by playing a very annoying game, Markiplier was able to make Asrua's rage look pitiful in comparison, making him weak. With that, Tiny Box Tim (standard equipment) was more than able to finish the job. Even if it wasn't for that conveniently placed computer, Markiplier's beautiful voice would have calmed Asura down.

Skeletor vs. THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

Papyrus may have been MUCH faster and stronger, but Skeletor is evil via being an antagonist and therefore has no soul for Papyrus to fuck. It doesn't help that he fights He-Man on a regular basis, who's FAR more unpredictable than Papyrus, and that always counts for something in a Vs Debate

The winner is Skeletor

Sabrina the Teenage Witch vs Zatanna

(bruh you got it backwards. tired of this undertale wank)

Sure, Glass Joe might SEEM weak, but you have to consider who he's losing to. He lost to Little Mac, who in turn is obviously universal because he was able to beat a real person. As we know, real people are in a whole dimension above fictional people; any one of us could just write about any character dying, or just rip apart a sheet of paper with them on it. However, Little Mac defeated a character with this power: Mike Tyson. And Glass Joe can significantly damage Little Mac, so he scales, especially since one of the challenges in POW requires you to lose to him by decision.

Plus he beat Nick Bruiser, one of Mac's toughest enemeis, on one of the few instances in which he was not obviously holding back. His headgear will also throw Galactus off. Come on, be honest, you lost to Glass Joe in Title Defense at least once.

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