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So Darwin was Wrong...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 5:46 pm
Fuck Lola because BUNNY BOOBIES!!!

Marry Will because be is very rich and a nice guy

Kill Guts but die trying :D

This one is for Lousy

Souda Kaziuchi, Hagakure, Hifumi Yamada
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:15 pm
MalcolmBelmontS wrote:Fuck Lola because BUNNY BOOBIES!!!

Marry Will because be is very rich and a nice guy

Kill Guts but die trying :D

This one is for Lousy

Souda Kaziuchi, Hagakure, Hifumi Yamada


Kill Hifumi - Fuck that piece of shit twat. Probably my least favorite DR character

Marry Souda - None of the characters on this list are the most competent and can be annoying, but Souda I actually like to an extent.

Fuck Hagakure - Mainly by process of elimination.

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Bowser, Dedede, K. Rool
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"Once I'm done using this car for hacky sack, I'm kicking Izaya's ass!"
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So Darwin was Wrong...
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 8:22 am
TheLousyTactician wrote:Kill Hifumi - Fuck that piece of shit twat. Probably my least favorite DR character

Marry Souda - None of the characters on this list are the most competent and can be annoying, but Souda I actually like to an extent.

Fuck Hagakure - Mainly by process of elimination.

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Bowser, Dedede, K. Rool


Fuck Bowser, that dude will just kidnap you over and over until he gets some.

Marry Dedede, look at his clothing. Just look at it. Clearly a man of wealth, taste and elegance. He will treat me right.

Kill K. Rool because he fucking sucks.

Zero (MM), Jack (Mass Effect), Gene (God Hand).
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risinguppercut wrote:Is Abrams secretly a cute girl? IS EVERYONE OTHER THAN ME SECRETLY A CUTE GIRL?!

HomestuckLover wrote:Shad the greatest of waifus

Meddadius wrote:ShagMorgen
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:30 pm
ShadMorgen wrote:Zero (MM), Jack (Mass Effect), Gene (God Hand).

Sleep - Jack. Seems like she might be kinky
Marry - Gene. I could watch him beat down fools all day
Kill - Zero. MMX series is all his fault anyway

Vitruvius (Lego), Gandalf (LotR), Dumbledor (HP)
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Complete. Global. Saturation.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 10:52 am
Marry Dumbledore. Stable job, loyal, genuinely cares about children.
Sleep with Gandalf. You think he's done but he'll come back stronger than ever, though he's not likely to stick around once he's had his fun. And he's got the longest staff.
Kill Vitruvius. Bastard's up to something.

The age-old classic question:
Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Charmander
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 4:31 pm
Sleep with Charmander for that red, hot passion
Marry Squirtle because while his water gun may be nice, he is easily the most dependable
Kill Bulbasaur never liked him, or his "grass".

Hk-47 (Knights of the Old Republic) Alistair (Dragon Age) Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)
The men of BioWare
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:29 pm
HonorableBard wrote:Sleep with Charmander for that red, hot passion
Marry Squirtle because while his water gun may be nice, he is easily the most dependable
Kill Bulbasaur never liked him, or his "grass".

Hk-47 (Knights of the Old Republic) Alistair (Dragon Age) Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)
The men of BioWare

Marry Garrus because he's the best Mass Effect character.
Fuck Alistair because he's the best Dragon Age character.
Kill HK-47 by process of elimination.

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Bender (Futurama), Jake The Dog (Adventure Time), Wakka (Final Fantasy X). Characters voiced by John Dimaggio.
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"Once I'm done using this car for hacky sack, I'm kicking Izaya's ass!"
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So Darwin was Wrong...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 8:33 am
TheLousyTactician wrote:Marry Garrus because he's the best Mass Effect character.
Fuck Alistair because he's the best Dragon Age character.
Kill HK-47 by process of elimination.

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Bender (Futurama), Jake The Dog (Adventure Time), Wakka (Final Fantasy X). Characters voiced by John Dimaggio.


Fuck Jake, with his stretchy powers I can thjnk of a few uses.
Marry Wakka 'cause he's a nice guy ya?
Kill Bender 'cause really a bit of a dick.

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Moon Prescence(Bloodborne), Bed of Chaos(Dark Souls) The Duke's Dear Freja(Dark Souls 2).
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risinguppercut wrote:Is Abrams secretly a cute girl? IS EVERYONE OTHER THAN ME SECRETLY A CUTE GIRL?!

HomestuckLover wrote:Shad the greatest of waifus

Meddadius wrote:ShagMorgen
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An Empty Quote
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:48 pm
Fuck the Bed of Chaos.
Marry the Moon Presence.
Kill Freja.

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Elphelt Valentine (Guilty Gear), Noel Vermillion (Blazblue), Aigis (Persona 3)
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:17 pm
ramonzer0 wrote:Fuck the Bed of Chaos.
Marry the Moon Presence.
Kill Freja.

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Elphelt Valentine (Guilty Gear), Noel Vermillion (Blazblue), Aigis (Persona 3)

Fuck Aigis, by process of elimination. Though, Orgia Mode will probably kill me
Marry Elphelt, just look at her
Kill Noel, only because of her bad fashion sense

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Roy, Marth, Ike
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