SMK (Sleep, Marry, Kill)

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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 2:32 pm
This game is more commonly know as Screw, Marry, Kill or F***, Marry, Kill.... but i wanted to be a bit more appropriate

The way it works is you list 3 names of well known people, real or fictional. Then the next person has to choose to sleep with one, marry another one, and kill the last one in a format like this:

Sleep-
Marry-
Kill-

after youve chosen you can then propose 3 names for the next person to decide between.

Since im kicking off the thread, ill just put out 3 names to get the ball rolling

Will Wright, Cliff Bleszinski, Peter Molyneux
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 2:48 pm
Marry Molyneux, because of all the promises he makes. Get disappointed when he doesn't deliver, then sleep with Cliffy B, yet still feel dead inside and kill Will Wright in an attempt to fill that void.

Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, Paul W.S. Anderson
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Tommahawk wrote:Marry Molyneux, because of all the promises he makes. Get disappointed when he doesn't deliver, then sleep with Cliffy B, yet still feel dead inside and kill Will Wright in an attempt to fill that void.

Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, Paul W.S. Anderson


Sleep- Bay, it would be explosive
Marry- Boll, i would kill him... but he has boxing experience and hopefully the commitment will keep him out of Hollywood
Kill- Anderson, with the T-Virus

Stuttering Craig, Nervous Nick, Chad
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Sleep- Bay, it would be explosive
Marry- Boll, i would kill him... but he has boxing experience and hopefully the commitment will keep him out of Hollywood
Kill- Anderson, with the T-Virus

Stuttering Craig, Nervous Nick, Chad

Sleep-Nick because the guy deserves it.
Marry-Chad because he's the best person EVAR. And he can fix my broken consoles =3
Kill-Craig because notifications suck. :D

Bill Nye The Science Guy, Mr. Rogers, or Steve from Blues Clues
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Sleep- The Science Guy, he knows his biology
Marry- Mr. Rogers, he would be mine, he could be mine, he would be my neighbor
Kill- Steve, he lied to me. i tried to jump into a painting and all i got was a concussion.

Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny, Delilah Ketcham
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 12:37 am
This one's easy.

Sleep - Nurse Joy; she could nurse me back to health any time.
Marry - Delilah Ketcham; Ash needs a father figure who won't give him a dangerous animal and let him roam around the world by himself at the age of 10.
Kill - Officer Jenny, purely by process of elimination

Avenger time: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner

P-Edit: Dammit, ninja'd from the previous question.
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Sleep with Bruce Banner-It would be wild!
Marry Tony Stark-Simply so that I could have a post-marriage threesome with Gwyneth Paltrow
Kill Steve Rogers-His movie wasn't all that good anyway.

James Bond, Jason Bourne and Indiana Jones
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Sleep- Bond.... duh, ultimate playboy
Marry- Bourne, having a genetically engineered assassin by your side ensures a long life
Kill- Jones, after the Crystal Skull, guy needs to be put out of his misery

Arin Hanson, Jon Jafari, Barry Kramer
(All from Game Grumps)
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Sleep - Arin Hanson: HE MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD!
Marry - Jon Jafari: And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Kill - Barry Kramer: I know he cheated on me with Ross O'Donovan...that dirty little whore...

And because I've been listening to a lot of stupid music...
Beyonce, Rihanna, and uhh...Nicki Minaj
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.....arrrrg, ill do this one, but i wont enjoy it

Sleep- Minaj, she can teach me to... Do the Creep, aaaah, now do the Creep, aaaah
Marry- Beyonce, i liked it so i put a ring on it
Kill- Rihanna, Her spirit will shine bright like a diamond

Geno, Mallow, Booster
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