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Seal Fodder
Seal Fodder
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:48 am
China Warrior, walk to the right get your ass handed to you. repeat
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That's not a Bee, that's a....BEAR!
That's not a Bee, that's a....BEAR!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:28 am
Animal Crossing; Run around doing things for animals. YOu can caatch fish and bugs and dig holes. Nothing dies.

Guita Hero; Try to hit colorful buttons and pretend to strum at the same time. repeat.

Street Fighter; Button-mash a lot.

Battle Toads; Use a Game Genie.

Super Smash Bros; Run around a 2-D map without falling off and randomly hit buttons, hopin theother person falls off.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Games; Lay down cards with overly-intricate abilities.
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In each darkness remains a light. Find your light, and let it conquer you.
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Final Jaws
Final Jaws
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:02 pm
NASCAR The Video Game - Turn right, repeat

Wait this game is already boring.
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Final Jaws
Final Jaws
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Location: Dr. Wily's Castle
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:08 pm
Battle Kid: Die. Repeat.
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The Other Ripley
The Other Ripley
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:05 pm
Punch-Out: Punch the stereotypes until they fall down, and don't get up for 10 seconds.

Well dang, that still sounds fun.
I drew Ristar
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That's not a Bee, that's a....BEAR!
That's not a Bee, that's a....BEAR!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:09 pm
Super Mario Bros. 2- The Lost Levels; Walk right. Eat mysterious mushroom. Die. Waste other lives trying to get around it and fall into hole.

Battle Toads- Run into wall 80 times. Fall to your death 45 times. Get defeated by various hostiles 100+ times. Insert Game Genie. Still die.

Street Fighter; Spam Hadouken and Sweep the Leg.

Sonic the Hedgehog. Move to the right and don't get hit unless you're a ball.
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Scavenger Extraordinaire
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:02 pm
Rhythm Heaven Fever- Press the A button a lot, and sometimes hit A and B together a lot
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Scavenger Extraordinaire
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:47 pm
legoslayer10 wrote:Yu-Gi-Oh! Games; Lay down cards with overly-intricate abilities.


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You Crack Me Up, Little Buddy
You Crack Me Up, Little Buddy
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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 8:22 pm
Super Mario Galaxy: fall into black holes that for some reason don't destroy the planet right above it.

Megaman: Die right before boss door. Throw controller in anger. Reluctantly try again. Repeat.

Metroid: spend 20 days looking for every missle expansion before finally using the internet for help

Starfox: save your crew every 5 seconds because they suck at flying
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