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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:42 am
Kirby Dragons wrote:Granted, everyone freezes.

I wish I could control time.


Granted, but you can only control time for a femtosecond, so you can't even notice that you have a time controlling ability with your woefully human reaction time.

I wish I had super strength.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:40 am
Granted. Your flesh transforms into a sentient rock. Rocks are super strong...And also immobile...Good luck with that.

I wish I could live with you at your house.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:00 am
Granted. Unfortunately, that includes living with my little sister. Have fun being told you don't have two brain cells to rub together just because you delayed her shower by a few minutes with your own shower.

I wish for everyone who follows LowTierGod to stop doing so.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:31 am
Granted, but everyone that wasn't following LowTierGod starts following him.

I wish my punch had infinite force.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:02 pm
Granted. You don't have the durability necessary to actually put that to use, though.

I wish I could beat the True Arena in Planet Robobot.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:22 pm
Iron Joe wrote:Granted. You don't have the durability necessary to actually put that to use, though.

I wish I could beat the True Arena in Planet Robobot.


Granted, but your 3DS explodes right when you win destroying itself and the game. At least you won the True Arena, right?

I wish I could play instruments well.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:21 pm
Granted. You obtain great control over surgical implements and then get arrested when you playing with some ends with an unintended drunken game of doctor on an unwilling patient.

I wish I could drink as many Pina Coladas as I want and never get drunk.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:21 pm
Granted, but now you get drunk off of a drop of water.

I wish Mewtwo was real.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:40 am
Granted, but he comes back at the time when he loathed humanity and kills us all.

I wish people wouldn't knock it till they've tried it.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 11:50 am
Granted. Everyone now buys Mighty No. 9 to find that it is, in fact, utter shit. However, Keiji Inafune only sees how incredibly well the game sells, since absolutely everyone bought it, and so he gets the idea that he can keep succeeding off of mediocrity.

I wish I could skip the intro in the Thunder Creek level in Tadpole Treble without missing the bubbles.
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