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The Other Ripley
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 9:34 pm
Granted. Turns out, however, that this is the only universe in which human civilization is anywhere near this advanced. Best one you can find still has people burning witches n' shit.

I wish I knew who Beelzebub's avatar was tbqh
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Sweet Tooth's Daddy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:16 am
Granted. This information is INSTANTLY implanted into your brain with the rest of the knowledge of the universe. This causes your head to a splode.

I wish for a very large sum of completely legal, clean, real & immediately usable cash money for my personal whims.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:37 am
Granted. However, you receive the money right before tax season and need to make some sacrifices to your wallet.

I wish I was amazing at Overwatch
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Sweet Tooth's Daddy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:07 am
Granted, you become the absolute best player in the world, amazing at everything in game and unable to lose or be beaten. Naturally, this gets you marked as a cheater for boting and immediately banned from ever playing again.

I wish I could teleport.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:21 pm
Abrams X wrote:Granted, you become the absolute best player in the world, amazing at everything in game and unable to lose or be beaten. Naturally, this gets you marked as a cheater for boting and immediately banned from ever playing again.

I wish I could teleport.


Granted, but you lack precision, so you end up teleporting into a solid object, the instant collision of matter and atoms that shouldn't have been physically possible, implode the universe.

I wish I could get any job I wanted.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:21 pm
Granted. However, there is no promise that you will be any good at these jobs, or that you won't get fired. Your coworkers all think that you only got whatever job you had through some affirmative action BS, and therefore hold a grudge against you. Furthermore, since you can get any job you want, whenever they have to let someone go, it's always you, no question. Eventually, you may very likely run out of jobs you actually want, and so, while you'll still need a job, the wish will not help you get a job that you don't necessarily want.

I wish for all of mankind to convert to the one true religion, or lack thereof, whichever one that might be. In other words, I wish for everyone to know which God is the real one if there is a real one, and for everyone to know there's no God if there really is none.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 1:49 pm
Granted, but the lack of individuality makes people go insane.

I wish any character I drew would become real.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 1:56 pm
Granted, but the character comes out exactly how you drew them. Small, two-dimensional, and stuck in one pose.

I wish I had an infinite number of wishes
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:50 pm
Defectminus wrote:Granted, but the character comes out exactly how you drew them. Small, two-dimensional, and stuck in one pose.

I wish I had an infinite number of wishes


Granted, but the infinite number of wishes can only be used to get an infinite number of wishes, so you basically get nothing.

I wish everyone would chill out.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 6:15 am
Granted, everyone freezes.

I wish I could control time.
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