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The Other Ripley
The Other Ripley
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:17 am
Granted. However, this also means that you never forget anything you look at, no matter how fucked up it is. See inflation fetish art? You can do what they're doing now, and the image will never leave your mind. I could go into much greater detail as to why this is a bad thing, but I'll let you use your imagination.

I wish for Maximilian's dog, Benny, to live an eternal life, not aging any further than he has.
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Complete. Global. Saturation.
Complete. Global. Saturation.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:24 pm
Granted, however, Benny somehow ends up ruling the universe and forces everyone to play Rise of the Robots for eternity

I wish my internet wasn't terrible so I could play Street Fighter V online
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Party Demon
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:57 pm
Granted but every online match you play will be at 1 FPS.

I wish I had a brand new PS4.
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The Other Ripley
The Other Ripley
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:48 am
Granted, but everyone thinks you stole it. I mean, you basically did.

I wish Sonic World didn't have so many glitches.
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Party Demon
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:17 am
Granted but the gameplay is worse than Sonic Heroes and Sonic 06 combined.

I wish I wasn't super bad at Monster Hunter.
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The Other Ripley
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:09 pm
Granted. Now you're even worse!

I wish I had a Warp Star and was capable of piloting it.
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It's a Cat. I Think
It's a Cat. I Think
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:53 am
Granted, but riding it leaves your inner thighs really chapped and rashed. They really burn now. It sucks. And you spent all your money on buying the warp star so you can't afford any soothing ointment.

I wish I wasn't feeling so alienated and lonely
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Sweet Tooth's Daddy
Sweet Tooth's Daddy
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:42 pm
Granted. You have so many people coming in to hang out with you, be near you... lots of people... too many... WAY TOO MANY! You are quickly swarmed and smothered by the masses of people.

I wish for a grand resurgence in the g1 community
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Sun, I am Proud
Sun, I am Proud
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:14 pm
Granted but the new crop of users is so trolly and spammy that the forums gets overrun by horrid shit posts.
I wish for some less clichéd forum games.
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Part-Time Alien Buster
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:32 pm
Gamma Emerald wrote:Granted but the new crop of users is so trolly and spammy that the forums gets overrun by horrid shit posts.
I wish for some less clichéd forum games.
Granted!
New aged games become a thing and everyone hates them so much the forums become ghost towns!

I wish Americans recognized that Canadians once burnt The White House down!
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