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Squall's a Wuss
Squall's a Wuss
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:54 pm
2200 wrote:
FanBoy wrote:
Abrams X wrote:
Interweb wrote:Now I wonder, who shall replace YOUNG?

A Fire type (Drychris) or something to counter ground types, since 2 (or 3) of your Pokemon could get wiped to a good one, (Fat Squeek is the AWESOME Grass/Flying type Tropius ;) ). Or just bring Abrams X out of retirement ;) :lol: :mrgreen: :lol:

pity he didnt have Mnlynssnss the machop.

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That reminds me I should start updating the game progress here.

good man
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You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die
You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:33 pm
2200's Pokemon Silver Nuzlocke Adventure!
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Trainer Name: Gold
Rival Name: FanBoy

Pokemon:
Party:
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Events:
Chapter 1: Chapter name sill pending.
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Coming Soon...
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Thanks Tay~
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:33 pm
GUESS WHAT FOLKS?! I EXCEEDED THE CHARACTER LIMIT!
Now for the newest episode of this qwerky Fire Red LP!
THUNDERPLANT'S LOG - PART 10 - SIDEQUEST!
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OH BOY A LEVEL 15 AERODACTYL!
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wut. Time for level grinding! >.>
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And then this happened along the way

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"Pokemon" Mansion. Why do they get their own house?
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Lucky find! If Kielbasa has some unfortunate accident I'll just replace it with another purple, ie this thing.
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Wow they went all out with the good item! Too bad I don't have the proper Pokemon to use the such powerful TMs. Them vitamins were fed to the Poke's who would benefit the most from them.
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Diary? Lets take a read.
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Pokemon in South America?! THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW!
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...GENIUS!
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Now that we have this, lets get the crap out of here.
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AND GET OURSELVES A BADGE!
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Caterpie obviously evolves into Kakuna. I mean look at it!
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Gary motherfuckin' Oak has 10.
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I'm not technically wrong on this one :B
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You obviously never seen the anime episode of this gym. Pikachu fucking destroyed that Rhydon.
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You've obviously never been on Smogon. Lv 100 Wobbuffet are all the fucking same!
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Tomestony is like Earthquake but better. It's a fighting type move identical to the piledriver.
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CONSPIRACY! AND OAK IS ON IT AS WELL! THESE MEN ARE SECRETLY THE RULERS OF THE POKEMON EMPIRE THAT CAUSED THE WAR IN 'MERICA. LT. SURGE IN ORDER TO KEEP HIM QUIET WAS GIVEN A JOB AS GYM LEADER!
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Burn Heal? Bitch please your town sells Full Heals!
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Unagi was useful! God knows how Water types get burned. O.o
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HOW DOES A BADGE DO THAT?!
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Fire Blast Gyarados. There is no God...
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YOU! WHY ME NO DRAGONITE? Do I look like some chump that has to walk everywhere?
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...are you hitting on me?
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Because I am not that hard to satisfy.
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An All You Can Eat Resort? In your personal yacht? How could I say no?
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You call that a boat? Speaking of which, why are you in Cinnabar...?
TELEPORT!
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This isn't some resort...you tricked me!
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What the hell you talking about? You invited him here. We got here on yo' own boat!
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Damn straight it is! And I would be on the way there if it weren't for your trickery!
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You are the worst kind of person.
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Holy hell this conversation is taking forever to end...
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Depends. Will I become a Dragonite with that magical machine of yours?
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WHO NAMES THESE ISLANDS?!
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How much do you think this will sell?
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OH MY GOD THAT TOOK FOREVER.
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FRESH AIR. Oh god the nerds could not shut up!
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MINE NOW!
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He has Pressure, and not Rock Head. So not the best option.
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Rock Smash somehow made it's way into this game. And not a single damn was given...

THUNDERPLANT'S LOG - PART 11 - ON THE ROAD TO VIRIDIAN CITY!~
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I swear I was suppoed to do something...
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DO NOT MOCK ME TURKEY! (I killed it.)
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Totally not suspicious >.>
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CAVE! AND THEN ITEM!
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Time to get a Moltres! ...THE NUZLOCKE GODS WILL NOT LET YOU!

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How did I get here?!
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Why must you mock me game?!
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You make your daughter ride a boat to an island just to give you lunch? And I thought my mom was terrible...
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I have this rock from Bill. He wants you to have it for some odd reason.
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Dude. Too much information...
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What if I don't...?
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OH CRAP THIS IS A GAME CORNER? WHERE ARE THE SLOT MACHINES?!
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Holy crap that was a soap oprah. Why can't you just take the freakin' rock?!

Now that I can manipulate the PC system again...Time to get Shrimp here and force feed it Rock Smash!
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NICE BOAT :BB
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So that happened. And then they wanted to challenge me. That was a huge mistake...
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I demand something of greater importance. Like another one of them Master Balls...
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You're just making assumptions. I am not looking for some little girl. What am I, a Hypno?
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I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER SALAD!
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Woah woah woah... "Berry" Forest? I am NOT gonna do my item recording session. Just Bulbapedia it.
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And I do not want another chicken!
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Did you just speak in third person?
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Oh crap?! BATTLE? BATTLE!
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Nintendo seriously put this here? Oh man I thought this was a E rated game.
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All that for a berry...I refuse to record any more conversations from you people.
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ALL THAT FOR A MOON STONE?! BURNINATOR SHALL DESTORY THIS ISLAND!
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You should edit your maps. "Two Island" doesn't exist anymore.
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You could turn me into that Dragonite?
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...I'm not recording any more of this bromance.
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I refuse.
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YOU ASS. I WILL DESTROY YOUR HOUSE. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
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No thanks.
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Swagger would be good...if ChuckSteak was more of a wall.
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THIS GUY has the special reward for biggest dumbass. All mid-20 leveled Magikarp!
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FINAL GYM! I wonder who the leader is-
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How are you a gym leader?!
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With only Ground Pokemon...
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Woah woah woah WOAH...Hold up. You MADE Earthquake?!

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...why are you suddenly so nice to me?
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Insert picture of "Rival Douche wants to battle!" with six Pokeballs.
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It was easy until...
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This fucker came out. Had to Burninate it or else everything would die to Psychic.
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And it was easy again... :B
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Your mom need more practice.

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That was a mission and a half...
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NEXT EPISODE. THE LEVEL GRINDING TO FINAL BOSS FIVE!

THUNDERPLANT'S LOG - SIDE NOTE - POWER PLANT ADVENTURE
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How did I forget this place?
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I would love to have some...
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Two decent TMs and some items I'm not gonna show.
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Are the Nuzlocke Gods still here? Can I catch this Zapd-END LOG

THUNDERPLANT'S LOG - PART 12 - THE FINAL FRONTIER
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We begin our adventure by skipping the entire Victory Road. To sum it all up, I hate Zubat. They are dumb and do not give enough experiance. Golbat on the other hand give a boatload in comparison to everything in the cave.

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I leveled up the higher Meowth to whore out Pay Day and Thief. Since I didn't have enough Pokemon to get an Amulet Coin, I evolved this guy, the Growlithe and a Pidgey to meet the requirement. Once there, I was able to get ALL OF THE MONEY from rematching Birdkeepers left of Fuchsia.
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The team, all leveled up. Took way too long to get everything in order.
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To start up, our favourite Burninator. The Rash nature really helped with the Sp. Attack stat.
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That being said, it's a shame the only "Special Attack" move is Flamethrower. Dragon Claw was a TM in Victory Road.
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Next up is good ol' Chucksteak. Although not really featured as of late due to lack of diverse moveset, he's still a good sweeper. Oh man, that speed. Hasty really fucked up it's already lackluster defenses to crap. During the level up process it almost died.
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Moves remain the same. Return was just something to replace Seismic Toss, which is a real bad move this late in the game.
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Keilbasa, what happened to you. Technically a lackluster Pokemon to begin with, Timid really ruined it's Attack stat. Since this isn't online, a Hazer would be useless for this team, so I went with anything offensive plus Glare.
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Stupid Gen III and not having Sludge Bomb on a freakin' Arbok.
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We're getting to the high points. Although Careful hinders KobeBeefs special attack, Perisan FINALLY getting that Magnet helps with STAB Thunderbolt. This guy was the most expensive moveset, as two of the moves had to be gotten from the Game Corner's prizes.
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Shadow Ball, although an Offensive move, is a crapton better than Pin Missile. I chose Thunderbolt instead completely for accuracy state not to mention more PP.
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Lax nature on a Gyarados. Okay not the worst thing ever, but not amazing. Mystic Water was fairly cheap in terms of prizes, and from the amount of money I was getting from VS Seekering anything that breathes, wasn't much of a problem.
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Although he has low Sp Attack, I had to put Ice Beam as a safe precauction. Hyper Beam would initially be in place of Dragon Dance, but with only Bite as a physical move, that would have been useless. Not to mention, STAB Surf with Mystic Water was mainly what I was gonna use Gyarados for.
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Our baby, FlankSteak became one fine sweeper. With Naieve, it's amazing how much speed it got. To make things better, I gave it a Quick Claw because I didn't know what item to give it.
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Earthquake and Rock Slide? Man the Smogon on this guy is high. It's strange though that Fly would be the move I'm gonna use more during the Elite Four.

Now that we have the team assembled. Let the battle begin.
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Ooh...glasses? Red hair? My type. Gurrll can I have yo' numbah. :I
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So how about a date with the future champion? What do you mean no?
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Burninator. Chucksteak. KobeBeef. FlankSteak. Yeah...this is gonna be a challenge.
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Don't cry now. :B
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PUNCH! GET FUCKED!
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I'm actually surprised it One Hit KO'd. Slowbro has high defenses, and Jolteon's Sp. Atk isn't something to brag about. OH WELL!
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We continue the trend until they have something Ice type.
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Like this thing. BURNINATED!
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And back to KobeBeef to dominate the battle.
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Who released the hulk?!
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How do you know my name...
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"Grind me down."Teh fuck?
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I'm stupid. I thought he was gonna bring out one of the Hitmon guys or Manchoke. Either way, an EQ and it was down.
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Fly! Thank god he didn't use Sky Uppercut. Not to mention, I was faster.
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Another Fly? Sounds good!
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We switch to ChuckSteak because FlankSteak is too damn hot!
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Only for FlankSteak to take the final kill.
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For a Fighting Type Specialist you sure had a lot of Onix. >.>

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GRANDMA! Mom kicked me out! Can I stay with you?
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All he talks about are husks of corn...
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Err...I don't want to hear about yo' nasty business.
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Is it bad that I completely agree with you...?
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Time for Kielbasa's debut!
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A crapton of Bites and Full Restores later...
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Just keep on Bitin'
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Them Blacksunglasses really make a difference in terms of how many Bites it takes.
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I completely forgot that Agetha was a Poison specialist. I was expecting just Haunter/Gengar.
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Call me crazy, because I just did that. I wanted to use Hyper Beam at least one...err twice.
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You...the one with the Dragonite.
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How do you all know my name?!
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Yeah. Only one family exists in this part of the game. Salamance is better.
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Prepare to be disapointed.
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OH IS THIS A CHALLENGE I SEE?!
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What's this? Out predicted? Get owned.
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Burninator has a Dragon attack? Uh oh...
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Okay I almost went full retard here. I did a stupid and used Hyper Beam again instead of Surf.
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What was more dumb as keeping him in battle. I was actually disapointed it took two Ice Beams to kill it.
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Two hit kill and I was hit with Outrage! Burninator are you jesus or something?
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POKEMON LEAGUE CHAMPION! YES! YES! YES!
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IMMA CHAMPION!
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wut. Oh god don't tell me...
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Why must you shatter my dreams, Douche?
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Lance you tease. Saying "Oh hey, your a champ, only to take that away from me."

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How did you get here before me is a better start to a conversation. I got to Victory Road WAY before you did.
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You never beat me once. So what kind of team could you possibly have?
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Oh man such genius coming out of his mouth.
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You never beat me once. Don't get cocky now son.
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WOOSH! FINAL BATTLE!
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Just out metagamed son. Ooh that feels good.
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Surf and he got washed ashore.
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Holy fuck that battle scared me. I was going for a physical sweeper, and Rock Slide just got it to red. After a crapton of Full Restores and another Rock Slide, he was down for the count.
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Don't let the image fool you. It took two T-Bolts. One to activate the berry, so he wouldn't Full Restore. And the other for overkill.
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Surf means autokill. Gyarados is such an MVP.
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GET. BURNINATED.
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CHAMPION! I'm the best, around!~ Nothings ever gonna keep me down.
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Choosing Blastoise like a cheating bastard was your first mistake.
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you the first time. Can you say it again?
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Wow your grandson is right here. Way to ruin his 5 seconds of fame.
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Oh man I love hearing the words "you" and "Pokemon League Champion" in the same sentence.
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I ate a Spearow and Raticate. I think I'm a man.
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Harsh...he called Douche a douche. :BB
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Oh man really? Oh god Oak is a bad grandpa.
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Way to ruin his spirits. He beat a Dragonite to get here for pete sakes.
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Bond? It was win or get eaten.
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TO AN ADVENTURE?
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And with this we conclude our adventure. With only two fatalities I must say this was an extremely well done Nuzlocke. Granted I overleveled a bit before the Elite Four battle, but no one died, so that's something to brag about. Though, I manipulated the system abit and aimed for more of the special Pokemon. Jolteon and Aerodactyl to be percise and gambled with getting Gyarados. If not him, it would have been a Tentacruel in it's place (which wouldn't have been half bad.)
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Burninator. Such a majestic BEAST!~
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Number Cruncher
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 4:12 pm
EDIT: And with that one update above I'm now finished Fire Red. Like I said, no Post Game for reasons of "I'm not going to level grind to ~70 just to face the Elite Four again." Not to mention, my save file crashed on me, so I don't have anything to fall back on.

Will I do another one? Maybe...I covered Kanto so I don't really want to do Gen II, so the next best thing is Gen III. The problem being about that is I already played that recently and don't want to go through that again.
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These Shades are Worth More than your Life
These Shades are Worth More than your Life
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:23 am
And the story continues!

^If you read that line with the Pokémon Stadium announcer's voice, I'm proud of you.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:01 pm
My first Nuzlocke challenge was with Leafgreen.I have played that game so much I completely dominated it, Unfortunately some great and loyal pokemon died including Radicate, Jolteon, Persian, Dodrio,and many others, However with my team of Charizard, Nidoking, Gyarados, Pidgeot, Lapras, and Hypno. I really like the challenge because it really makes you appreciate the pokemon you have and how one mistake forces you to say good bye forever. Its a harsh experience but a good one too. Im glad I did it
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:03 am
Pokemon Silver - Dunsparce Only Run!
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I'm using an emulator, but I have both the game and a game boy color, so it's perfectly fine


This is how it goes.
Grab a starter and only a starter until I grab a Dunsparce. Then play the entire game as just that. HM slaves are fine, but no using it to sacrifice in battle. It's not going to be a Nuzlocke run, but rather, beat the game with just Dunsparce.

Anyway lets get going.

Team:
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Starting out as my usual "Ataeru" trainer name, and grab myself a Totodile and called it Riki, because I can't think of any good character at the moment. anyway, I go through the usual stuff, grab egg, beat rival, name rival after my friend's nick name "BJ", avoid trainers and head off to the Dark Cave.

Cue Music!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a8UXXEArw4[/youtube]

I look around for a bit, but I find a Dunsparce finally.
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Caught it and I called it "Joy", because my first thought for it was going to be "solid" after Solid Snake, or Big Boss, but it was female, and it would be a bit odd to call it just "Boss". So I used the boss's code name "the Joy" from the cobra unit to fill it in. Though now that I think about it, people may get it confused with "Nurse Joy" oh well.

=unfortunantly I don't have shots of what happened here, I'll make I take them from now on=

I go back, train on the wild pokemon and trainers and head off to the tower. Beat it pretty easy, and learned Glare.

Headed off to the Gym and faced Falkner, It was a pretty easy sweep with spamming rage, got mud slap and used it immediately (to take on the next cave) and head out.

Had to grab the Egg along the way, but I stored it away.

beat the trainers along the way, and almost got killed off by a machop, but mud slap helped a lot. Anyway I go to the acorn maker to set off fighting team rocket in slowpoke well. I go in and wipe the floor, though the koffing was a bit beefy.

Next up, I haeded off to the gym, and won once again by rage. But this time I hold off on the Fury Cutter. I face off against my rival, and luckily with Mud Slap take down his ghastly. for the rest of the battle, I just use rage. I'll save for now, but when I get back i'll make my way onto Goldenrod City.


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Heading through the Ilex Forests, caught the farfetch so I can get Cut for my Riki. Along the way, I grab the TM headbutt and teach it to Dunsparce so I can do a glare/headbutt stun combo which will be useful later on. Headed onto goldenrod city.

I head there, and checked out the basement to fight a few people. Luckily I have the mud slap to handle the magnimites. From there I grabbed the bike and went off to face the Gym leader.

Clifairy was easy to take down, but it was her miltank I was concerned about. To start off I used glare to paralyze it, then used headbut to stun it some more. Luckily it didn't even touch me with her rollout and I won the match.

I grabbed the watering can next door and head off to fight "the weird tree", it took a few mud slaps but I took down the suddowoddo easily. I arrive at Ecruteak city and will be going after the Gym shortly.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:43 pm
Update for the Dunsparce run.
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I'm holding off my nuzlocke run for later. I'm currently focusing on making a team to take on my friend next week.
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Sun, I am Proud
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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:40 pm
So.. i've recently acquired an absolutely ridiculous amount of free time and i've always wanted to do one of these things so I figured why not. Note: For the intro and chapter 1 a lot of the images are bigger than the norm because I somehow forgot about my screenshot key.(Most of the images of the intro I did redo because it was simple and I originally cut out almost all of birch's speech.) Rest assured that chapter 2 will be a lot more cleanly formatted especially since I probably won't be as tired during the making of it.
Anyways, here I will be doing a nuzlocke run/LP of pokemon emerald but with a special twist! Here I will be using a nifty utility to randomize all wild pokemon encounters as well as my choice of starters.
And since ThunderPlant bugged me about it. Yes, this is the second attempt. On the first attempt I chose meditite out of a choice between it, roselia, and masquerain and it promptly died from brendan getting a critical hit on the second pound. This forced me to reset, re-randomize the starters and try again.
TRRox's Pokemon randomized emerald Log:
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"The day when the travesty happened at first seemed just like any other.. "Image
"Bright sunny skies, green plains, bird pokemon flying through the air.. it seemed like nothing could go wrong"
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"But I knew better than that.. I knew that sometime soon the apocalypse would come as I had failed to prevent those fools from trying to awaken them."
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"I rushed out on my bike after hearing the echoing roars and screeches in order to make a foolish attempt to try to stop them. Here, I was joined by various wild pokemon who were all going to investigate as well. That was an equally foolish goal."
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"As I arrived on the outskirts of lilycove city the ground beneath gave way."
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"And at that time I saw them,.."
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"..the deranged deities of Hoenn. Groudon, a terrifyingly massive beast that brazenly walked right through the ocean, instantly boiling any particle of water that touched it into a fine steam."
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"And Kyogre, an equally massive and terrifying beast that had flooded the once great city of lilycove in minutes. These creatures cared not for our puny civilization. They would completely destroy all of society and completely reshape the land in a mere 2 months. They cared not for they were simple idiots in nature who knew nothing but expanding the land or expanding the sea."
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"I proceeded to try to combat them with everything I had prepared. I mounted my salamence, bombed the beasts with countless electrodes, released every pokemon i had ever caught to attack them, and unleashed all the artillery i could carry on the beasts."
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"But, that was all for not. As I lay dying the sun was blotted out by sinister clouds that were as black as a houndoom's fur."
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"Lightning lit up the clouds and there I saw yet annother terror descend from the skies.. It was a massive serpentine dragon."
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"The seas, the land, and now even the skies.. nothing is safe from the deranged idiot gods of Hoenn."
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"That was the dream I had."

Now to start the LP for real and go through birch's dumb intro.
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Choosing a girl to match my gender and because the male protag's a dope. =P
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Yes I am super original what are you talking about?


Chapter 1: The Mission begins
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Roxanne woke up in the back of a moving truck. She had been stowed away here for a secret mission in Hoenn assigned to her by team rocket under the guise of a simple family move.
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Unfortunately she forgot her objective aside from some details about investigating the bizarre changes that have been occurring in hoenn's wild life. But by golly, she knew she had a mission and therefore was determined to do SOMETHING in the name of team rocket!
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Oh hey, so we are.
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WHAT!? HQ never told me this was going to be my new permanent home! NOOO SEND ME BACK TO VIRIDIAN CITY! TT.TT
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NO THIS PLACE SUCKS AND I HATE IT. I WANT TO GO TO VIRIDIAN CITY.
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Nrrr.. ok.. it's no Viridian city but i guess i'll make do..
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Mom.. why are there giant monster sloths in our house?
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GIANT MONSTER SLOTHS WITH RAZOR SHARP CLAWS, MOM. Why couldn't you hire one of those movers that uses machokes like normal people!?
After that bizarre sight I go up to my room wherein I set my clock and fondly regard my sweet orange gamecube.
I then check out the PC since I recall being told that HQ would transfer in some supplies for me.
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A potion… well, it's better than nothing I suppose.
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WHAT WHAT!? DID YOU SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE AGAIN!?
To my relief it turns out all this flipping out was because my dad was on TV briefly.
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And it turns out he wasn't even on anymore by the time we tuned in, not that i care really, though. Jeez mom, way to flip out over nothing.
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I DON'T CARE.
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YES! SCIENCE!!!! I like this guy, he is the best guy. This guy is the single person in this town that i will spare when i inevitably burn it to the ground in the name of team rocket sheerly because he appreciates the power of science!
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When indeed..(Sounds like someone's got a nasty case of parental abandonment~)
I then try to leave this dump when this little kid gets in my way!
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Foolish fool! You dare doubt my ability!? I will defeat those pokemon with my bare hands!
..But try as I might I couldn't get past her. Oh well.. I might as well go and raid people's houses while i'm here.
So I go into this house and I am promptly spotted by this lady! 'Doh!
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Uh.. hi.. i'm er… selling these fine leather jackets?
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(OH CRAP SHE'S A MIND READER! OAO") …yeah.. I won't ask how you immediately knew that but yes, i'm your new neighbor who would never dream of raiding your house ma'am.
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Ya don't say..
So.. since she doesn't seem to mind I decided to go upstairs.
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Oh hey, free pokeball!
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Damnit! Spotted again!
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Hi.
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I'm.. the twin sister your mom never told you about.
Just like his mother the boy is completely unfazed by my lie and immediately recognizes me by name as Roxanne, his new next door neighbor. This is really starting to creep me out.
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WAT. ROXANNE IS NOT A BOY'S NAME!

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How sexist of you.
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Nope, customs wouldn't let me take my precious Venomoths with me. Pfft.. they said something about them "emitting deadly toxins" and being a "possible bioweapon". -.-" So i'll just have to wait until Bill fixes his PC storage transfer system again. Honestly.. Hoenn's international security is so uptight..
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NO! I CAN DO IT MYSELF YOU CHAUVINIST PIG!
He then recalls that he has to go do some work for his dad.
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No. Never again.
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Ha! His back is turned! Now's my chance!
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Don't tell me what to do disembodied voice!
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Sure. Anything to get away from this dull town.
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Only if you give me five bucks afterwards.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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…AHAHAHAHA! You're getting chased around by a friggin' zigzagoon of all things!?
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Oh sure thing, that's just as good as five bucks.
So lets see what we've got here..
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Hrm.. an interesting choice but lets see what else he's got..
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Nah
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OH FUCK YES!
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That zigzagoon never stood a chance. >=D
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Wow.. it's a wonder you haven't been mugged atleast 50 times by now.
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Oh.. 'twas nothing good sir. Now.. this pokemon IS mine now right?
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HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THIS!?
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Alright.
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Well don't listen to him, he is a douche.
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Yep. But now I have this Wobbuffet, right?
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Ugh.. stop mentioning my father and just let me have my Wobbuffet.
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Thank you. I'm glad to see we're on the same page on this matter, professor. Nobody has to get stabbed today! ^w^
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A capital idea old chap!
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THA NAME IS HAKUMEN!!!
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Nope. =D
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Fine...
Now onto our first route.
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W-wait what!? Hitmonlee!? These.. aren't supposed to be native to hoen they're a rarity in kanto! Wow.. that girl wasn't lying about the tall grass being dangerous.
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It is however no match for the might of the white void.
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Hello! I don't have a job!
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Err…
This guy then forcibly drags me to the pokemart which was kind of weird and terrifying but i got a free potion at the end. Speaking of pokemarts, I think it's about time to get some pokeballs!
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CURSES!
With nothing better to do I head on to route 103.
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Here I try to get him when his back's turned but he quickly turns around and greets me in a friendly manner.
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Yes! I will destroy you! >=O
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:twisted: AHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHA! …haa..haa.. Needless to say, that little gecko never stood a chance.
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Yes, Hakumen and I are BFFs.
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Yes… "befriend".. :twisted:
After that Brendan says something about going to the lab which would normally sound pointless and boring to me if there weren't a crazy guy freaking out about foot prints at the only other exit out of town.
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This guy in particular.
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No, I refuse just because you used the word "hustle".
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Hi
Birch here proceeds to shower me with compliments over my ability to somehow defeat his son's tiny gecko pokemon with a mighty wobuffet.
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Lies. Blatant lies. He only has a level 5 Treecko.
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POKEDEX GET!
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Then Brendan gives me some poke balls which makes me feel like a little bit of a douche for constantly berating him, trying to assassinate him, and trying steal from him.
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Yep.
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ENOUGH ABOUT MY FATHER ALREADY!
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Oh my god I can run again! It's a miracle!
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FOR THE GLORY OF GIOVANNI I WILL NOT FAIL!
(And yes, her irritation with her father is going to be touched upon later this isn't all just random irritated commentary) Edit: Nevermind, I lied. Norman is less of a jerk than i remember

Chapter 2: Pirates & Parental issues
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Hey, you know that thing I said at the end of the previous part? I lied, Norman is a lot nicer than I remembered.
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Oh, hi again. I hope you're not too mad at me for not choosing you.
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It was in fact, very mad. However, Hakumen quickly destroyed it with its own rage.
Anyway.. that foot print guy was conveniently out of the way so it's time to venture forth onto a new route.
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That means I can finally catch something! Huzzah!
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Another psychic type.. i'd be a lot more excited about this if I didn't already have the godly wobbuffet.
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I catch it with little trouble after a few mirror coats.
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Because he's fat.
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First battle, very simple. Not much to say. You're boring, and bring shame to all of your shorts boy ancestors.

Unfortunately VBA ate the first 50 screenshots(yes, i was taking screenshots like mad at first to make sure I didn't miss anything.) for some reason so to summarize, I fought some more peeps and then ran into something scary before reaching Petalburg city.

"Something scary"VVV
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OH CRAP, RUN FOR IT!
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And so concludes yet another installment of the waterside amateur philosophy hour with random NPC #521
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I KNEW IT. HE IS TO BLAME FOR THE FACT THAT I'M GOING TO BE STUCK IN THIS DUMP!
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Yes, pokemon and nothing else. It's a rather disruptive obsession actually.
I then try to raid the house on the northeast corner of town when this guy suddenly runs up to me.
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Not really, no.
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Raid the houses, of course!
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…You've never done this whole adventuring thing before have you?
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I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED.

After that I decided that it is time to confront MY FATHER.
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So we meet again… father. For the last time!
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DON'T IGNORE ME WHEN I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A DRAMATIC STANDOFF WITH YOU! GODDAMNIT DAD, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME!
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Yeah, yeah, can we just fight now?
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;_; YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING RIGHT!
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Yes. HAKUMEN, USE COUNTER ON HIS WORDS!
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No, i'm not going to be some lame boring normal type gym leader.
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Stop being so nice damn you! ;_; I feel like i'm the only one trying to make this rivalry work out!
Then this green haired kid shows up and ruins the moment even further.
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Yes. And I don't really care.
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Hell no, there's giant robots out there!
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…wut. Oh my god.. you're sending the boy out on a suicide mission! He's going to be eaten by a Metagross in no time with only that thing to protect him!
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This is too cruel…
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I can't allow this too happen!
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Merr.. yes. But it's not because I care about what happens to you out there or anything!
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Indeed.. the tall grass.. one could say that it is another world in and of itself. Anything can pop out of there at a moment's notice. I personally suspect that each blade of grass contains a pocket dimension.
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OH SHI- HERE IT COMES!
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Oh wow.. that's the most normal thing i've seen all day!
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NO YOU FOOL, WEAKEN IT MORE! It'll break free if it's not half dead!
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…..
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Yes, let us return before you get eaten by a metagross.
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Good. Now father, we can settle this.
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Don't need it.
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No! Not my clone from the caps lock dimension!
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Yes. Battle now?
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Yes. Like today. Today seems like a great day for a battle.
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No! I have a wobbuffet, that is enough!
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BATTLE
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>=O BATTLEFDSDDHGHG!
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Fine…
As I leave with vengeance unsatisfied a strange guy with shades approaches me.
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Augh!
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Why yes, i am.
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Trainers can't value cleanliness?
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Hey wait! I'm talented!
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Douche.
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A new route which means a new pokemon!
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Wow, psychic types really like me.
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FFFFFFUUU

BATTLE!
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It's probably terrible and horrifying.
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Oh.. let me guess.. you're one of those idiot fishermen with all the magikarps aren't you?
Answer: Yes he was. Though, he only had one magikarp.
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Some day this guy will be eaten by a Gyarados.
Now onward to petalburg woods.
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It's.. some woods that are uh… near Petalburg. Not much to say about this place really except that you know the drill, new area new pokemon.
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IT'S A PUNCHY THING! CATCH IT!
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Named it E.Honda.(I have no idea where that screenshot with the nickname went. Must've accidentally mixed it in with the screenshots I did not use.)
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:O And people die if they are killed!?
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Ah good, surely you have a varied team considering how crazy the wildlife has been so far.
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Ugh.. you suck.
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Needless to say, I had E.honda crush all his bugs under the weight of his rotund sumo body.
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Oh hey, a guy.
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Nope. But I have seen a lot of stuff that's a lot more awesome than that.
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Ah. So kind of like me and my "crazy" Venomoth obsession.
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Woah! Pirates!? I need to inform Koga about this!
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You're not very good at this whole professional criminal thing are you?
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Why?
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No. You can have him dude.
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*sigh.*
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Now, this battle took a little longer than expected due to annoying sand-attack induced accuracy hax.
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Eventually i just switched in Hakumen to finish it off.
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'Hoy small fry, don't mess with team rocket! That's what you get.
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Still up to facing the white void? My.. I can't decide wether you are very brave or very stupid.
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One Poochyena? Decision made: Very stupid.
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Hrm.. Team Aqua eh? That could my new-err.. i mean.. that's what my objective was all along! To destroy these impudent punks in the name of Team Rocket!
After that, the guy thanked me and gave me an award as payment.
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See the results you get for only one miniscule payment? Buy your Team Rocket protection plan today! After all, it'd be a shame if anything happened to all those precious things of yours..

Chapter 3: Rox, ROX, & Rocks
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As I exit the forest I encounter this strange fellow spitting out seeds who gives me a TM that is completely useless to me.(It's bullet seed) Also, there's more food behind him that I jam into my backpack.
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Oh, thank you.
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Last time I had flowers around they gave me a horrid headache so no.

POKEMON WRANGLING TIME
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=O Holy crap that thing is awesome! We must catch it.
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Yes!
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Isn't she just lovely? Now, it's time to feed our new friend...
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WITH THE BLOOD OF TRAINER'S POKEMON EVERYWHERE.(After healing with a potion of course.)
Had her destroy this guy's team.
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And this girl's team. They were both boring. Ugh.. third gen has so many dull trainers. They don't even say anything entertaining!
Anyway, moving on with the slaughterfest..
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I'm a member of Team Rocket so I do random stuff for the evulz and eat trainers like you.
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Such is the power of Cerebella. ..And Rufus, but who cares about that guy?
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…Water pokemon expert, eh? -.-; These guys are the biggest waste of time, it was just plain tedious having Cerebella crush them in her pincers repeatedly as they just sort of apathetically flopped about.
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Rustboro city: It's not a random assortment of 5 houses in the middle of nowhere!
There's a gym here but first, shopping!
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Bought a few more Pokeballs and potions just in case.

HOUSE RAIDING TIME.
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I agree. Name them after something cool like a fighting game character or something.
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Are you.. hitting on me?
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Finally someone who doesn't call me a noob!
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You crazily slash schoolchildren with friggin' claws? What is wrong with you!?
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Give me that!
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YOU!
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That's a stupid name for stupid people who are also jerks!(Author note: I apologize if you happen to be named scott) Now let me claw your eyes out with this quick claw!
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And yet, you're hanging around schoolchildren..
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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA DIG THIS QUICK CLAW SO DEEP INTO YOUR FACE..
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Hello. Do you have any spiffy items to give me?
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And if you steal stuff you're a theif! Who knew!?
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Heheheh..
To my amusement the foolish man starts repeatedly telling his child to die in a fire.
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Huh.. I wonder why..
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Hey! I know a lot about pokemon!
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I'M really strong too! I knew it! She is a clone!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH GOOD SIR, YOU ARE A MIRACLE WORKER! THE DOCTORS SAID I WOULD NEVER RUN AGAIN! I'll be sure not to raid any of your stuff.
I then try to go upstairs but this jerk blocks my way.
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I have a wobbuffet your argument is invalid!
Now that i've throughly raided this city it seems like a good idea to visit the gym and defeat my caps lock clone.
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But first i'd like to take a little detour to recruit a new "friend".
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Oh crap, landfish!
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I catch it after a annoying struggle where it just kept spraying water all over the field like a sprinkler and wagging it's tail fin. Infact, the douche only finally started using a real attack when I sent out E. Honda, wherein it took half of its health off! But I did it anyway despite the fact that it probably won't be very useful just because i'm not sure if i'll find another water type. And if nothing else, i'll keep it as emergency rations.
Named it Dan because it's lame and doesn't deserve a cool name.
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I also fought this boy. What is up with you kids and your caterpillars!?
And then, on the way back..
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Don't taunt me Suicune!
Ok, enough messing around. Gym time!
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Sure, that sounds nice.
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Hey, I never said anything about letting you in on any of this!
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Lies! My most dominant typing appears to be psychic! Worst impostor ever! Just for that i'm going to mindcrush this gym with my psychic types!
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Rufus makes short work of a couple of geodude with psybeam
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Actually.. we're inside of a gym in a rather cramped hallway.
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In a cramped hallway? wut.
One mind flaying later..
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He said in horror. Traumatized by Rufus briefly crushing his mind.
Now, onto my doppleganger!
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That.. doesn't look like me at all. It's almost like she's a completely different person or something!
Hello, I am Roxanne without the caps lock therefore I am the superior one!
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Two geodudes in a row. Both taken out by a psywave followed by a psybeam.(I also apparently misstimed that screenshot since i swear i took it when geodude was out.) Rufus did take a rocktomb from the second one, though.. but it didn't do too much damage
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Her third pokemon however, wouldn't go down so easy. Rufus almost killed it at one point but the gym leader used a super potion like a cheater.
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So I had to resort to Hakumen.
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OK, THAT'S IT. You asked for it now! Do you know what you're dealing with here!?
HE IS THE WHITE VOID. HE IS THE COLD STEEL. HE IS THE JUST SWORD.
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WITH BLADE IN HAND HE SHALL REAP THE SINS OF THIS WORLD AND CLEANSE IT IN THE FIRES OF DESTRUCTION!
HE IS HAKUMEN,THE END HAS COME!!!
And with that Hakumen delivered a masterfully placed counter blow that shattered the nosepass into shards of stone.
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Yes, yes you did.
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Good. Then you understand why you must change your name to Bob now.
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Huh.. maybe you're not a clone after all. But, you still have to change your name to Bob now.
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Not really.. it was actually very distracting and unnerving seeing you prance around in a cheerleader outfit.
With that business out of the way I exit the gym...
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...and see this guy chase after another one of those team aqua dudes who stole something.
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Welp, sucks to be that guy.

End of chapter party status:
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Chapter 4: Gaining connections and slaying gods. part I
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Last time we beat ROXANNE so now there's nothing left to do but leave this city. So I head out through the north exit and..
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..CURSE YOU, CLIFFS! >A<
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But atleast I got something somewhat useful for my troubles.
Well, it looks like I have no choice but to head out through the east..
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There I am approached by my previous client.
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Sure thing, just give me proper payment again and it's all settled. No team Aqua punk's gonna mess with a client of team rocket!
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Well that's convenient, I was just about to head there anyway.
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But first, battles.
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To be fair, that IS pretty awesome compared to what the other local trainers have.
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But.. it still gets pecked to death by a fish.
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NEEEEEERD
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Her pokemon are crushed with ease by cerebella.
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I like this kid, he just gets right to the point with no excuses.
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His pokemon are still crushed by Cerebella though.
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I don't like this kid anymore.
I then beat up some hikers and their stupid geodudes.
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Different types of pokemon!? This guy will one day be renowned as a genius among the local trainers.
After that I then encounter extreme manlyness
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As I approach him he literally roars at me, It is quite bizarre.
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Wait.. you were digging a tunnel with your BARE HANDS!?
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So.. you decided to dig the tunnel SINGLEHANDEDLY WITH YOUR BAREHANDS!? OAO
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I'm assuming the only reason he didn't just punch the aqua grunt was because the sheer power of his fists would make him explode and cause an uproar.
After that, I decide to finally do what i'm actually supposed to be doing and go after my quarry.
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Right outside the tunnel I encounter this strange old man hanging by the entrance.
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Did.. did you just make an exaggerated roaring sound?
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And so I arrive in rusturf tunnel.. who knows what strange beasts are lurking in this fog.
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Huh.. that's.. actualy something i'd expect to find in a cave.
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It looked strong though so I caught it.
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All that oppose him shall be crushed by the power of science!
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Huh.. so THAT's where the togepi egg was found..
I can now see the gaudy blue team aqua grunt through the fog. I approach him..
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..and he goads me to go after him because he is apparently too dumb to live.
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Haha!
Like his predecessor he sends out a poochyena which is easily crushed by Cerebella just like everything else.
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Oh, cheer up. You sucked at it anyway.
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Well it was, he just didn't count on two factors: 1. Your incompetence. and 2. The fact that team rocket is active in this region.
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And he just sort of gives me back the devon goods without any trouble. You're pretty terrible at this.. it makes me wonder if these "team aqua" upstarts are even a threat at all..
That strange old man then comes in.
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I am Roxanne, rocket agen- i mean.. bounty hunt-i mean.. uh.. pretty damn awesome but still rather ordinary pokemon trainer.
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Sweet, I already have someone in my debt!
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Is that delicious EXP i sense behind those trees?
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Sorry Cerebella but i want that EXP!
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Oh why hello there, I hate you already.
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Cerebella does the usual but then, when I almost destroy her zigzagoon the bitch cheats! So THAT's why you've never been bested at anything! HA! EXPOSED!
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Get used to it, cheat.
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But, can they stab things?
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"No, they cannot."
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That is why you fail.
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I also kicked dirt into his shoes.
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I also beat up these kids because I am a nice person.
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Is that… MORE FOOD!?
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I ration the hell out of all those berries.
I then head back to Rustboro because that tunnel isn't finished due to the wild pokemon being jerks.
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Damnit! Spotted again! I always sucked at stealth action games!
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Right here. Now.. you wouldn't mind giving me a little "donation" yes?
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Oh good, you understand.
He then leads me to the Devon corporation building.
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On second thought, you don't seem to understand. I'm not a charitable errand runner, got it?
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For the right price, maybe.
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Oh wow, I am brilliant. Developing such high profile connections.
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I am?
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Well.. it's gonna cos-
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Oh…well then.
He then talks about how he's heard Team Aqua and Magma have been causing trouble far and wide. He also suggests I get some rest before I go and allows me to stay the night. I have to say, it was a welcome change from sleeping on the floor of the pokemon center like a hobo.

DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY
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Aw crap, you're going to force me into a tutorial even if I say no aren't you?
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YOU ARE THE BEST KIND OF PERSON
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Pfft, crazy talk! Pokemon dream machine.. next you're going to tell me people are going to start doing triple battles.
I then proceed to leave Devon corp after having disappointingly not raided anything.
As I leave however, this scientist shows up.
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Uh.. sure?
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He then proceeded to hit it with a wrench.
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So.. it's one of those smartphones now, pretty much.
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Wait.. you gave me something that you weren't even sure was going to work!?
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No. So far I hate almost everyone i've met.
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Because you're an Alakazam in disguise?
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Well, since i've got nothing better to do it looks like I should go visit that old man and collect that favor he owes me. Wow, first an old dude and now. the president of devon are in my debt! I am such a great criminal!
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But then I suddenly remember that I should probably train a few of my newer pokes up more.
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So, the wilds of Hoenn are where science experiments are dumped haphazardly? That.. explains everything.
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As I am training up Tager on route 202 I suddenly hear an odd, obnoxious , and yet oddly familiar sound. Sounds kind of like... "OLOLOLOLOLOL"
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CURSE YOU SUICUUUNE!!!
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I decide to settle it this time and have Tager repeatedly stab it with its horn.
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Tager.. did you just kill suicune? But Tager doesn't stop there…
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He then suddenly just starts curbstomping the legendary Suicune. Tager does not take being taunted well and neither do i.
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Also, Dan learned something dumb.
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Sorry E.Honda but I have enough physical power between Cerebella and Tager.
Anyway, after getting everything up to level 10 I finally leave this place for real this time.
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Oh hey, just the person I never wanted to see again!
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NO.
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WHAT!? NO! DAMN YOU REBELLIOUS TECHNOLOGY!
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He then asks me about my pokedex progress like a nosy prick and proceeds to brag about his own.
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Nah, I don't really feel like beating up your Treecko again.
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Oh you arrogant prick.. normally I wouldnt bother with you but just for that, I feel I must shatter your puny confidence.
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I completely overpowered you last time! Where did you get this cockyness from!? o_O
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Yeah.. not much to say about this battle.
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I-I totally did!
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You know,, at the rate i've been getting these that Devon guy I keep helping better have something better than a great ball next time.
Welp, time to collect that favor.
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Yes you do. Now be my transportation slave.
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Yes
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Woot!
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WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER!? I just got this thing few minutes ago!
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That traitorous bastard! Wait.. how did he know who my dad was?
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Gah! Stop doing that!
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After that little annoyance I arrive in Dewford.. it's.. not terrible I guess?
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Blasphemy! You will be burned in the name of the Nuzlocke gods!
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Actualy, yeah.. I am getting kind of hungry.
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Yay, free stuff!
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Now surely this undoubtedly skilled and experienced fisherman has some useful advice!
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...Right then, nevermind.
After that I go and try my new fishing rod out and fish out..
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..some bait? o_O
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Im not even going to bother with catching this one so I just kill it.
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I WANT IT.
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Yes, you WILL give it to me.
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Yessss
And this why psychic types are great, thanks Rufus.
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(Not much to say here, this guy just amuses me.)
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…and that is how i beat a bunch of jellyfish by just pecking at them with a tiny fish.
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Heh, you so silly.

Part 4 had to be split into two parts, see the second part in my next post on page 15.
Last edited by TeamRocketRox on Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:33 pm, edited 13 times in total.
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lol for a second I thought this was gonna be the Meditite run. Nice work, but I am disapoint with you using a Mac. :P
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